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Oct 18 2011
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Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Let the countdown begin!

Attention, Twihard’s! Attention! In approximately 30 (long, infuriating) days, Breaking Dawn: Pt.1 will hit your local cinema. Like you didn’t know. With expectations high, our fellow Twihard community eagerly awaits the chance to, once again, appreciate the story we fell in love with once upon a Twilight (See what I did there?). Despite monotone voice’s of doom (a.k.a. Pale, Sadface Chick), bad wigs (WTF? Carlisle), and bad (screen) writing, deep down there still lies the excitement and optimism we held onto long ago. Right? Right. After all, this is Twilight we’re talking about. All you need to do, is voice a few choice words and we’ll be instantaneously transformed into our original Twilight FanGirl selves. Ahem! Leg hitch. Volvo. Meadow. Feathers. Edward. I told you so. You know I can hear you screaming. Now, to help you fill those long, sleepless nights spent staring into your Edward pillow – dreaming of headboards and feathers – I’ve assembled a little treat for you. With 30 Snapshots of Edward Cullen, you will experience the bronze haired God in all his HQ glory. With a photo-a-day, you will have Edward to keep you company until November 18th. No need to thank me, since this is just an excuse for me to post pretty RPattz pictures. Enjoy!

WARNING! The images you are about to see may cause the following side effects:

1. Robward induced dreams/daydreams (Please proceed with caution. Some instances may be NSFW)

2. Immediate need to abandon work, family, and friends to read copious amounts of lemony fanfiction

3. Incoherent thoughts, drooling, and/or moaning

4. Spontaneous Combustion

Have a good day!

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Can’t wait for Breaking Dawn: The Movie? What scene are you most looking forward to? What scene is your favorite from the book? Who’s your favorite character? What is your favorite Twilight Saga book? Tell me in the comments!

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Jul 15 2010
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10 Things That Need To Be In Breaking Dawn: Part 2

I continue to be demanding as we count down the 10 things that need to be in Breaking Dawn

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If you remember yesterday, we broke down the first 5 things that need to be in Breaking Dawn. If this incited you to go and look for fan-made Breaking Dawn trailers (I did). I’m sorry. My mind will be forever scarred from the images I saw. If the movies are anything like that . . . *shudder* . . . there is no hope for any of us.

As I recall, Part 1 ended with a FADE TO BLACK (Always at the wrong moment. Eh, Stephenie Meyer?) We had left Jacob Black staring into the beyond, or in this case, the eyes of his newborn (And future wife, I assume) imprinty:

6. Renesmee: Alrighty, Summit. This is where you need to shell out the big bucks. Let’s not forget what happened the first time you tried CGI (If you really could call it that). You ended up with a sweaty looking vampire that didn’t really sparkle as much as he just looked weird.

I’m thinking you go with a half real/half CGI baby Renesmee, because she doesn’t have to talk, as we all know. Of course, we don’t see her until Bella does (Understand?). Being a halfer herself (Vampire/Human), it’s okay if she looks a little funny . . . Not!. I was just saying that to make you feel better. She better look ‘effin real! Go get Peter Jackson to help (That would be awesome!). He’s good at that.

The only thing you would have to worry about, is keeping Chris Hansen away from Jacob.

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Jul 14 2010
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10 Things That Need To Be In Breaking Dawn: Part 1

All the Eclipse excitement is over so let’s talk Breaking Dawn

Oh, Summit. You have no idea what you’re doing, do you?

Breaking Dawn in 3D? Shooting in Louisiana & Vancouver? Bill Condon (I think we should call him Beeeell. It just seems right, doesn’t it?)?

Seriously? I just don’t know where to begin with you. First, that crazy Cathi Hardi, then a gray *@#^/# Volvo, and those wigs?

Isn’t there anything you can do right?

“Yes!!! Yes we can!!! (This is what I’m imaging the Summit exec’s saying. We all know they don’t listen. Bad exec’s. Bad.)“

Well, let me give you a little hint . . . FOLLOW THE BOOK! I really don’t think I need to say more than that. It’s not that hard.

Fine. Alright, since you keep pestering me (*Wink*).

Let’s break down the 10 things that HAVE to be in Breaking Dawn:

1. Opening sequence or Bella and the Car: There is nothing that I want to see in the first 30 seconds other than Bella and her new shiny tank of a car. This will give you an opportunity to show that Jacob ran away after Eclipse (You failed to include that in the last movie, FYI).

Going past Newton Outfitter’s (You forgot that too) Bella will see the “Have you seen this boy” flyer and get all teary eyed. This will also be a good opportunity to show what happened when Bella and Edward told Charlie about their engagement, via flashback.

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Jul 01 2010
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Eclipsed

Today, I get owned by David Slade and my Mom crushes on Jackson Rathbone.

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I feel like Neutron Star Collision or any Muse song, for that matter, should be playing while I write this. It’s about to get epic up in here!

First of all, I need to apologize to David Slade. My feelings towards this particular Twilight movie got away from me. I spent the whole time being miserable thinking that I wouldn’t like it, just like the other two. I didn’t have any excitement for this movie. The truth is, I didn’t want to come out of the theatre disappointed. It is my favorite book, after all. I let my fear get out of control.

So, on July 1, 2010, I went into my local theatre with little hope. I heard all the positive reviews from the fans and I thought that maybe it wouldn’t be that bad. I started to get excited.

The lights dimmed. The previews started playing (Harry Potter FTW!). And I settled into my seat. Little did I know, the next 2 hours and 4 minutes would be the almost exact opposite of what I was expecting.

IT DIDN’T SUCK! Eclipse didn’t suck! This revelation must be astonishing for all you Twilight haters out there. It was actually a good movie. Of course, there were a lot of things missing and a whole lot of things were wrong, but it was wrapped up in a nice little package that made me almost forget all the bad stuff.

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Jun 30 2010
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Vampires, Werewolves, and Tents! Oh, My!

Alright, before we begin, do you have your Team Edward shirt? How about your Team Jacob jorts? Got them? Good. Because it’s time to get Eclipsed!

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Eclipse finally opens in theaters today (As if you didn’t know). Are you excited? Do you find yourself bouncing up and down in your seat just thinking about that steamy tent scene? Are you rereading your favorite chapter’s, just so you can remember every bit of delicious cheesy detail right before you get into the theater? Of course, you are. I am.

It’s common knowledge that Eclipse is my favorite out of the saga. It’s funny, intense, action-y (That’s not really a word, but I’m going to use it, anyways), and romantic. Having that whirlpool of themes and emotions is something that I always look for, whether it be in books or movies. What makes Eclipse the favorite in my eyes, is the relationship between Bella and Edward. They seem to journey down a path that ties them together permanently, even though she consistently tolls with a young werewolf’s (He’s really a shape shifter, but we’ll leave it be for now) affections.

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