With a Little Help From My Friends
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With gradation soon approaching, it’s time to focus on the important things, like controlling emotions, brutal revenge, and Pilates. Though Elena is cured of her ridiculous obsession with unemotional aloofness, thanks to Stefan (Dude!), she has only one seriously unsuitable goal in mind: killing Katherine. She has her reasons, of course. Good reasons, seeing as the Vampire Bitch did kill her brother/cousin. However, everyone is against the idea. Why? We have no idea. Yeah, Elena might suffer from a nervous breakdown after, but weren’t we expecting that anyway? Still, Stefan has put his foot down, and he means business. Besides, Elena is acting a bit funny. Seriously, what’s with the attitude, Elena? It’s getting harder to differentiate between you and your evil alter ego. Rage is not a good look on you, Sweetie. I miss the overly emotional, self-sacrificing Elena, as hard as it is to believe. Hopefully, Stefan can whip your butt into shape before the episode is through; and I don’t just mean with the workouts and whatnot. Girl, you really need to take a chill pill.
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