Movie Review: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

The Saga Continues Hello! This is Kim the FanGirl reporting live from my local movie theatre. I’m just moments away from stepping into the darkened cinema for my first viewing of Breaking Dawn – the fourth movie production of Stephenie Meyer’s beloved series. Fans are shaking with anticipation and excitement. They’re gripping their armrests, waiting…

Trailer Talk: Bel Ami

I Love Your Top Hat Ahem! *Cough* First official teaser trailer for Robert Pattinson’s new movie Bel Ami is finally here. *Cough* What? Did I say something? Alright, you got me. Everyone knows we’re big fans of the RPattz here, so it’s no surprise that I’m super excited to see this movie. Based on the…

Movie Review: Water for Elephants

Welcome to The Most Spectacular Show on Earth! If you look closely, you’ll see there is something different about this big screen adaptation. Under this Big Top, you’ll find magic. Unlike most movies today, Water for Elephants is classic storytelling at it’s best. Actions, decisions, consequences, words; it’s about following these wonderful characters in a…

Trailer Talk: Pirates of the Caribbean – On Stranger Tides

“Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed ’em together, and made a raft.” Eight years later and we’re still waiting for Jack Sparrow (I’m sorry, Captain) to sail to our local movie theatre. Once again, this summer marks the return of our favorite pirate. Unfortunately, he’s missing two…

I Can Quote That 2!

I’m the queen of the quotes! Here we are once again, quoting movies. I just can’t help myself. You know, the last time we found ourselves in this position (I Can Quote That!: 1st Edition), I found the need to bring up my love of cheesy movies lines, “Hold on tight, Spider Monkey,” and my…

Trailer Talk: Water for Elephants

Prepare Yourselves I’m sorry. I’m trying my hardest to put two coherent words together, to tell you about this wonderful book and amazing trailer, but I am failing miserably. The only thing that seems to be running through my mind . . . Well, it’s embarrassing. The incoherent mumble of a few disconnected sentences that…

Dim the Lights. The Show’s About to Begin. (Drama Edition)

I want to see that! The year is winding down, dear readers. While the season is usually spent visiting friends and family, wrapping gifts, and shoveling massive amounts of snow, there are things we must not forget. The most important, by far? Movies. Yes, you heard me. What? Did you think I was going to…

Do you like scary movies?

The horror! The horror! It’s almost here, that special time when we unload mass quantities of chocolate and candy onto the next generation of trick-or-treater’s and creepy older kids who shouldn’t be doing that kind of thing. That time when dress-up as our favorite TV character, thinking that we’re so cool, but actually we just…

Limited Release

Not coming to a theatre near you I must admit, I rarely go to the movies these days. The time that it takes for a movie to go from your local theatre to your local television screen is barely a few months. I don’t think I’m the only one who would rather watch a movie…

Must Watch Movie: Up in the Air

“If you think about it, your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life . . . were you alone? Life’s better with company.” Once again, I’m late boarding this flight (Sorry. Airplane puns are inevitable). I know most of you have probably already seen this remarkable movie (I just saw it the other…

Repeat Viewings: What Movies Can You Watch Over And Over Again?

Let’s watch that again! I’m sitting here watching The Hangover for about the 30th time. Why? I don’t know. But, every time it pops up on that T.V guide, I have to watch it. No question about it. It never gets old. Seeing Phil get tased. Listening to Doug’s song. It has to be watched,…

Dim the Lights. The Show’s About to Begin.

I want to see that! (Thriller edition) You’re sitting in a movie theatre. The lights begin to dim. The popcorn bucket resting on your knee seems to be oozing some kind of hypnotic butter intoxicant into your system. And the cold drink in your sticky side chair cup holder is sweating coolness down it’s side….