TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “My Brother’s Keeper”

Feelings All right. Okay. Calm down. Let it all seep in for a minute. Breathe. I understand what you’re going through. Coherent thought has also left me in a lurch this morning. I just keep seeing aggressive tongue wrestling and shirt ripping. Also, I keep thinking I heard someone say something about a weird, new…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Killer”

Dear Diary . . . I Effed Up Psst! Hey. Over here. Hi. I hope you enjoyed last week’s Story Time with Kim. As you can see, I’m not there to talk with you about the latest episode of The Vampire Diaries. I’ve been, um, detained, as it were. There’s a lot to talk about too:…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Five”

Sympathy for the Devil Our story begins on a night such as this . . . Chapter 1 1110 A.D. Thunder cracks and the wind howls, as overly muscular men stand in a circle, while the witch casts her spell. Immortality, she whispers. Fire ignites; their swords become aflame. Long lines of intricately woven ink…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Rager”

Anger Management First off, I have to say, I love me some Klaus. I thought you should know that, in case I haven’t been clear on the subject. In other news, Shirtless Damon. Oops! Ahem. Sorry. I meant to ask, how was last night’s episode for you? I know, stupid question. I can see you…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “Growing Pains”

Resistance Is Futile I’m baaaacckk. Did you miss me? Yeah, I know you did. You love me. Don’t deny it. Welcome to the first installment of this year’s super-awesome Vampire Diaries reviews/recaps, brought to you by yours truly. I can’t believe this will be my third year of TVD recap composition. It seems like just…

Comic Con 2012 Wrap-Up Extravaganza

The Return of the Nerds Once again, Comic Con has come and gone, leaving hours upon hours of interviews, sneak peeks, and trailers in its wake. For those who couldn’t attend this year’s event, like myself, I’ve compiled a few highlights, a few of your favorites, so you too can be up-to-date will all the…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Departed”

Game Change Uh, did that really just happen? I’m sorry. I’m still trying to process everything. But, did that seriously just happen? I can see you’re all shaking your heads, yes, and jumping up and down. Okay. Easy, there. It’s hard to believe we have to wait another four whole months before we get another…

TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “Before Sunset”

This Means War Wow. Um . . . holy crap! What? Wow. I’m still a little speechless, as you can tell. As I’ve said previously, what the hell just happened? I don’t really know. One thing I do know? The night belonged to the über talented and quite sexy, Joseph Morgan. He’s delightful, isn’t he?…