Feelings All right. Okay. Calm down. Let it all seep in for a minute. Breathe. I understand what you’re going through. Coherent thought has also left me in a lurch this morning. I just keep seeing aggressive tongue wrestling and shirt ripping. Also, I keep thinking I heard someone say something about a weird, new…
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TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes”
Make Believe Hello, everyone! I told you not to worry about me. I’m fine. My run-in with Stefan and Damon last week couldn’t have gone better. They’re harmless, I assure you. It was a good thing I had some vervain with me, though. They couldn’t compel me into giving back their diaries. Those poor fellas;…
TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Killer”
Dear Diary . . . I Effed Up Psst! Hey. Over here. Hi. I hope you enjoyed last week’s Story Time with Kim. As you can see, I’m not there to talk with you about the latest episode of The Vampire Diaries. I’ve been, um, detained, as it were. There’s a lot to talk about too:…
TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Five”
Sympathy for the Devil Our story begins on a night such as this . . . Chapter 1 1110 A.D. Thunder cracks and the wind howls, as overly muscular men stand in a circle, while the witch casts her spell. Immortality, she whispers. Fire ignites; their swords become aflame. Long lines of intricately woven ink…
TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “The Rager”
Anger Management First off, I have to say, I love me some Klaus. I thought you should know that, in case I haven’t been clear on the subject. In other news, Shirtless Damon. Oops! Ahem. Sorry. I meant to ask, how was last night’s episode for you? I know, stupid question. I can see you…
I Won’t Grow Up
“The second to the right and straight on till morning. That is the way to Neverland.” You’ve taken this journey before; a memory of childhood that has been held close, looked after and kept safe. You know the path by heart. For it is a tale of adventure ingrained into our spirits even still to…
TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “Memorial”
A Play in Six Acts Hello. Good to see you. I’m glad you’re back for another all-new review/recap of The Vampire Diaries. I trust that you enjoyed last night’s episode as much as I did. I mean, HOLY CRAP, that was awesome! It was one of those nights that kept you practically on the edge…
TV Rewind: The Vampire Diaries – “Growing Pains”
Resistance Is Futile I’m baaaacckk. Did you miss me? Yeah, I know you did. You love me. Don’t deny it. Welcome to the first installment of this year’s super-awesome Vampire Diaries reviews/recaps, brought to you by yours truly. I can’t believe this will be my third year of TVD recap composition. It seems like just…
Midnight In London?
I Wish I Were British On Sunday night, as I was watching the second season opener of Upstairs Downstairs, I began to have a miraculous moment of clarity. While I dissected the stylish dialogue, gazed upon the elegant satin gowns, and admired the outstanding archetypal set design, I realized I had a tenacious attachment to…
666 Park Avenue
Welcome to The Drake As the new fall TV season begins, the time has come to finally make that all-important decision. What to watch? You already have your old favorites scheduled, picking off the ones that have failed to comply with your standards, and upgrading last years newbies who have proved themselves worthy to be…
The Vampire Diaries: Season 4 Trailer!
Newborn Warning! The following promo will induce intense FanGirl screams of excitement. Please be considerate of those around you as the overwhelming need to flail your arms in a sporadic fashion and/or dance wildly will be too great to overcome. Yes, you heard correctly. The return of The Vampire Diaries is still just over a…
Nerd News: The Scoop – Fall Season Spoilers
Welcome back, old friends It’s that time of year, again. The time when your DVR becomes your best friend, and nights once dedicated to endless summer fun become nights dedicated to sitting on your couch with a bowl of popcorn and your favorite show on the telly. Reruns are no more. Yes, the Fall TV…
Kim the FanGirl 